oyster card

A life saver and don't fucking lose it!

Damn I lost my Oyster card! How do I get home?

by Devotee_14 April 19, 2018

obsternasig

To behave like a 'skitunge' or oppose adults in a super irritating way. It is an expression often used about kids when trying to use fancy words to make them feel stupid such that they stop.

To be 'nesevis'...

No er du berre obsternasig!
Now you're just 'obsternasig'!

by obsternasig February 18, 2018

Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature

"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."

by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018

Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang May 15, 2018

Osteracize

(verb) To loudly/harshly put down someone who uses/prefers Oster™-brand kitchen appliances.

Salespeople who represent competing brands (Hamilton Beach™, Cuisineart™, Mr. Coffee™, Toastmaster™, etc.) of culinary machines have been known to abrasively Osteracize customers who place items of the older-fashioned brand in their shopping carts.

by QuacksO June 27, 2018

Oyster milking

Cunnilingus; oral; sucking that clam clam

Girl, I'm finna milk that oyster.

I went oyster milking and oyster milk squirted all over my face

I was milking my oyster all over their face last night

by Oytis October 14, 2018

Oysterd

Verb- to throw an oyster at someone

“You’ve been oysterd”

by Oysterd November 14, 2018