Cunts-On-A-String

Noun: Cunts-on-a-string: A long evenly spaced line of slow motorcyclists, bimbling along a winding road on the racing line at a fraction of the speed that would justify being on the racing line, completely oblivious to the presence of faster riders wishing to make progress. Cunts-on-a-string typically get very upset when faster riders overtake them and will often stop to remonstrate with them if the opportunity arises (for example, an impromptu stop made the the faster riders), but then think better of it.

The BMW cunts-on-a-string were most upset when Duncan overtook them on the inside of a bend

by Little-Kwak June 8, 2024

Search String Attempt

The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.

"It took me 15 freakin search string attempts to find the doco i saw 3 years ago!"

by Richie De Bauchery September 21, 2016

Worm On A String

A godly being. above everyone on earth, but very considerate. worms are very nice and kind and require headpats every day.

take good care of your worms :)

Person 1: Wow! Is that a Worm On A String?
Person 2: Yes! I love them very much. would you like to give them headpats?

by lavenderberry February 19, 2021

string loader

When you shoot out your dick but it has a solidity to it. Almost like that of Spider-Man.

Timbob has a real string loader. Never letting that in my mouth. YUCK!

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

String-Tashed

when someone is heavily under the influence of alcohol, and starts acting rather crazily, reminiscent of someone with a screw loose.

Awww mate I was so string-tashed last night I tobogganed my bird down the stairs.

by Stringy-T October 13, 2008

G-string it

pulling your underwear up into your ass crack to fully expose both buttcheeks,

alternative: g-stringing it

"You don't have to pull your pants down to show us your ass pimple, just g-string it!"
"I got a sick butt tattoo, I'll g-string it"

by hamptonroomies May 15, 2024

Invisible string theory

The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.

This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.

Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates

by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024