Ninja Drop

An exclamation of satisfaction with one's self for having caught something just dropped.
Though ninjas obviously never drop anything, this is how they would drop things (and what they would proclaim) if they were capable of doing so.
The feelings of alertness and dexterity associated with the drop/catch action preceding the "Ninja Drop!" stand
in stark contrast to the inattention and clumsiness that led to the exclamation in the first place.
by CainFang September 27, 2010
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Ninja-hump

When one comes up behind someone and clandestinely humps them for a short period of time, and disappears before the humpee knows what has happened... Like a ninja...
Oh my God! At the French Creek trip, Dijon Berlin came up behind Jane Smith while she was dancing and ninja-humped the shit out of her.
by IO Echo August 05, 2009
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Ninja Shower

Scottish phrase used to describe weather conditions such as Heavy rain showers for short periods of time. Rain that appears out of nowhere and soaks you through to the bone quickly and then disappears without a trace usually followed by more of the same throughout the day.
Aye I got caught by a ninja shower. Oh ya hoor sir there's ninja showers happening. Got soaked by a ninja shower.
by Kiltednutter August 15, 2017
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ninja cuddle

the act of sneaking up on someone very quietly and cuddling them without them expecting it.
by gunpowder gertie August 12, 2009
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ninja abs

abs that are hidden and only appear when it is necessary; in other words, an excuse for not having abs
My stomach's not squishy... there's ninja abs there!
by flowhawk22 October 09, 2010
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sticky ninja

An act whereby an individual utilizes stealth and cunning to steal a passerby's towel while in a shower. The next step involves masturbating to completion into the stolen towel and placing it back, undetected, from whence it came. The victim will find themself unknowingly massaging their body with semen.
Dude, I totally just gave Bucket the Sticky Ninja.

I smell oddly fishy and salty. I think someone may have given me the Sticky Ninja.
by Spike Lizzle December 15, 2013
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Fruit Ninja

A fucking awesome and addicting game created by Halfbrick Studios. The goal of the game is to slice various kinds of fruits. As you slice the fruit, the juices of the fruit splatter all over the screen, depending on which way you slice them. There are 3 modes of Fruit Ninja: Classic, Zen, and my most favorite, Arcade mode. Classic mode is slicing fruits while avoiding the bombs. Arcade mode is similar except that so many fruits fly into the screen at once, which is an excellent oppoptunity to make great combos. There are always three special kinds of bananas: The Frenzy Banana, the freeze banana. and the double banana. When you slice the frenzy banana, you basically have a fruit orgy you can make epic combos and blitzes. The freeze banana freezes time and the fruits fly at the screen at a much slower rate. The double banana doubles your score. Zen mode is just like the frenzy but without the special bananas or bombs, so you have to rely on comobs. There are also many different kinds of blades that you can choose from. You also get interesting facts about fruit you migh not have known. This game is a must-have on your Ipod Touch or Iphone
Guy 1: Dude, you must get fruit ninja
Guy 2: (reluctantly): Fine
Guy 2: (a week later): Dude this game is mad addicting! Who would've thought that something so simple can be so good.
by Wake Up January 05, 2012
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