sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).

You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.

by 40 Foot Virgin February 3, 2018

Crawlback number

The phone number you use to call up your ex to try to get back together with them.

"So, after your ex told you that you're a failure as a man, that you were a failure as a husband, and that you would've been a failure as a father, you're still going to try to get back together with her? How are you even going to reach her? I thought she blocked you from everything."
"I think I still have her cell in my incoming call history, so I'll just use that as a crawlback number."

by Tochterlieber September 21, 2014

Diversity Numbers

Diversity Numbes is a phrase used by the elite to describe the degree to which a business’s or organization's workforce is not straight, white and male.

In most contexts, a workforce is considered diverse if it comprises a large contingent of non-white, non-male and non-heterosexual workers, but this is by no means a general rule, as evidenced by the tendency of Asians to be counted as "white" in some contexts and "non-white" in other contexts.

Many organizations, Google for example, game their diversity numbers by hiring a large contingent of "LGBTQ" workers who are white, and thus avoid the need to hire black people.

The phrase came into popular usage through its frequent appearances in Gawker, where it was used to measure the diversity of Silicon Valley firms.

Sam Biddle: "Facebook's diversity numbers are in, and they're terrible"

John Taylor: "What's wrong with them"

Sam Biddle: "They're really, really white"

John Taylor: "But it says here that the're 30% Asian. Also, isn't Facebook run by Jews?"

Sam Biddle: "yeah, Asians don't count, and Jews are white"

by Josh G September 26, 2014

Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Biggie JT October 1, 2022

leg number

When you sit too long on the toilet, and your legs go numb.

Dudeee, I just took a life threatening leg number

by Dr boyblue April 13, 2023

number texter

Someone who uses numbers while texting, or using the keyboard, in place of the word.

Idiot: Did you know some1 tried to do that.
You: Hmph... Number texter.

by Sometimes... December 17, 2017

Number p

When Mr Q writes number 9
In reversal

Call it as a name
Number P !!!

by Veronett February 8, 2019