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sneeze nuggets

Chunks of plaque and horrid smelling bacteria that reside in the crypts in ones tonsils. Often spontaneously expelled at high speeds with a sneeze or cough.
In the middle of my interview I hacked up a nice gray sneeze nugget. It smelled like rotten ass and landed on the desk in front of me.
by unemployed June 13, 2003
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Quief Nugget

A guy usually between the ages of 16-18 from the Willamete Valley area of Oregon whos only excuse for not fucking her girlfriend is because she is to Tom Boyish. Also thought to be the biggest asshole known to man.
Jimmy: Hey dude, are Sarah and Mike having sex yet? They've been dating for 4 months!

Timmy: Nah dude, Mikes being a quief nugget!
by wolfgang phelps March 29, 2010
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Cock Nuggets

Nuggets of the cock which are considered a delicacy by particular young ladies enrolled in marketing curriculum in Atlanta area schools.
Joe: "May I interest you in some delicious cock nuggets?"

Rachel: "Why certainly. I LOVE cock nuggets!"
by PreacherKeech April 26, 2010
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Cancer Nugget

Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.

These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.
I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.
by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009
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Dyke Nugget

A person who usually rides the pine during sports. Most often, they supply the quality players with high quality water.
That Dyke Nugget just gave Alex a nice, wet drink to help quench his thirst before his guitar solo.

I wish we had more than just Dyke Nuggets on this team, maybe we'd win a game or two.
by DMF golfer November 5, 2010
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Chicken Nuggetness

by Cindy Chicken Nugget March 3, 2009
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spacial nugget

A spherical supersonic turd that was a chance happening via genuine fake ass farts
Sucking air into anal canal via vacuum induction, then pushing said inducted air particles in said anal canal back out. Whilst this happens a chance spacial nugget of turd gets lodged in front of air particles and forced out into the world, thus becoming a Spherical supersonic turd.
by the poOracle January 7, 2014
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