Noose

A sacred happy rope

I’m gonna kill myself I’ll use a noose

by ArcticSpartan08 October 3, 2019

noodlebacking

When someone claims to have changed old behavior, but is actively engaging in said behavior secretly. This term can be used in a variety of circumstances, but is particularly appropriate when referring to sexual relationships between clients within a rehab center.

Tim told me he wasn't flirting with Sarah anymore, but I caught them talking dirty over facetime - he's noodlebacking hard.

by inshades May 21, 2020

mr. noodle

a name for someone who can't perform menial tasks, or fails at performing them numerous times. derived from the character on sesame street, or more specifically elmo's world who is played by bill irwin and that other guy.

Person One: I can't seem to sit in this chair...
Person Two: Shut up Mr. Noodle.

by Appleperson June 19, 2009

Christmas Noob

A type of noob, invading online games in large groups, appearing at Christmas morning. They are typically kids who just received the game as a Christmas present, skipped singleplayer/campaign, and went straight to multiplayer. Generally unskilled, prone to camping and getting shot, making them delicious targets in FPS.

Easily recognized, as most servers will fill up with players with the lowest rank / level.

Christmas noobs = fresh meat.

by Jonny B. Good December 25, 2009

noobtube

The name given, by players of the game CoD4, to the assault rifle mounted grenade launcher do to the fact that it is seen as requiring little skill to use and the fact that it is, in fact, a tube.

Also, the use of said grenade launcher.

(JWilkesBoof kills HonestFive with an M203 grenade)
HonestFive: "Oh come on man don't noobtube!"

by Abhorent Aardwolf April 15, 2008

nookie

what fred durst did it all for

"I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH"

by nigracock April 4, 2010

noob h4x0r

One who is new a hacking into computer information. One who uses popular, cheap, and easy programs to hack into information.

What a noob h4x0r, he uses Optix Pro to hack people. Lol!

by Jimmy Lindley May 24, 2005