facebook-napped

When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.

You've been kidnapped by Facebook.

Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped

Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped

by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011

Mark Nap

Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)

I thought I was going to take it easy tonight but I ended up taking a Mark Nap.

by Sambino Venucci September 7, 2022

bbq nap

It's acute name for charcoal-burning suicide, which means burning charcoal in a closed room or area. Death occurs by carbon monoxide poisoning.

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy. Might as well go take a bbq nap.

by Watahell December 30, 2021

Nap-A-Doodle

A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.

Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.

Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.

Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.

I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.

by Willy-Billy January 5, 2022

Spicy nap

When someone is having a seizure, or seizure like activity, it’s referred to as a spicy nap.

She’ll be fine, she just had a spicy nap

by EssJay36 February 10, 2022

Seroquel Nap

When you pop your precribed dosage of Quetiapine and pass out for more than 12 hours

-Dude where were you you missed the whole afternoon!
-Yeah I thought I needed sleep last night so I did a cheeky Seroquel Nap

by Is0veli January 2, 2023

Tiktok Nap

when you're tired and you get into bed just to watch tiktok to rest your brain

samantha: "hey, i'm going to go take a tiktok nap"
evan: "okay, i'll talk to you later"

by blissfulems September 14, 2023