Cream of Mushroom Soup

When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.

Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!

by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010

RingMaster Mushroom Stamp

when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.

note: this works better when you have an inverse chode

Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?

by Auz March 5, 2008

cloudy mushroom

An alcoholic cocktail beverage containing:
1 part Absinth
3 parts Water
2 parts Cola
1 Sugar Cube

This produces cloudy green slightly brown drink, that is either loved or hated.
When you think you have consumed enough absinth for one session, try one of these for something a bit different.

Bartender: What can I get you sir?

Drunk: Another cloudy mushroom thanks.

Bartender: Certainly

by Biderjum December 19, 2008

Detroit Mushroom

A mushroom which is indigenous to southeast Michigan.

Girl: Damn, these shrooms on this pizza are on point...where these from?

Guy: Bitch, them are Detroit Mushrooms!!!

by Chester McCallister September 18, 2009

black mushroom stamp

When a male rubs his penis on black shoe polish and then presses or "smacks" an unsuspecting person, leaving the impression of a black mushroom.

"Ok guys, the first person to pass out tonight gets a black mushroom stamp!"

by BigEd2469 October 21, 2009

mushroom lover

A mushroom lover is someone who loves to be on drugs. Not necessarily shrooms, but basically rather be anything but sober.

Jay is such a mushroom lover, hes always on something.

by Lizzie Mual May 19, 2009

mushroomhead

Nickname for the head of the male penis which resembles just that...a mushroom head.

My boyfriend's penis is magnificent. His mushroomhead is bigger than the rest of his penis and it creates this wonderful feeling in me that leads to pure ecstasy.

penis head

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015