mobsturbate

a mob of people all masturbating at once

hey did you go to the mobsturbate carnival last night?

by boyguro February 19, 2017

Moist

A paradoxical word meaning someone or something really awesome, or someone or something foul, funky and disgusting.

1.Dude she need to stay away from that guy hes hella moist!
2. You try that awesome salsa that shit is wicked moist!

by Mtg187 March 14, 2017

Mobster Milkshake

A tropical poor man's take on a White Russian. Citrus vodka, Kahlua, Irish creme, and milk, substitute almond or soy milk for the health conscious.

"Dude, got hammered off of Mobster Milkshakes and stole a car last night!"

by CL Media March 25, 2017

Moist

Slightly wet some may even say....... damp

Ew after practice my foot is so moist

by Moist buddy's April 1, 2017

moist tickler

Moist tickler refers to when you get a cum shot on your dick after pulling out.

Last night I pulled out to a moist tickler.

by Erectile dysfunction April 2, 2017

moisterest

its a real word

I told you moisterest was a real word

by moistman1717 June 3, 2017

moist mosquito

This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.

"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"

by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017