A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.
When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.
When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015
Get the Anal Monstermug. Mixing Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, & Fruit Brute in a large bowl like a cereal suicide.
by avessely February 16, 2008
Get the Monster Mashmug. Nookie meaning having sex. Play on the name "Cookie Monster" from sesame street. Used as a pet name for someone that you have a sexual relationship with.
by halflesbianhalfatheist September 22, 2005
Get the Nookie Monstermug. Someone who finds monsters/monstrous creatures attractive. It can be as mild as Medusa and as extreme as a kraken (I think that’s how you spell it idk)
by Gaybitch.com November 17, 2021
Get the Monster lovermug. ruby: OMG guess what matt told me last night?
catherine: what?
ruby: he said we should go to the woods at night
catherine: what a sketch monster!
catherine: what?
ruby: he said we should go to the woods at night
catherine: what a sketch monster!
by candycanelegs September 3, 2012
Get the sketch monstermug. A baby or toddler who is obsessed with breastfeeding. May also include a baby/toddler who smacks, scratches, pinches, or does gymnurstics while obsessively breastfeeding.
Baby Apollo won’t let me lay on the couch without him having constant access to my boob, he’s such a boob monster.
by Just Another Mama September 24, 2020
Get the boob monstermug. fuck! those kizzy monsters just sold my valkyrie helm!
These kizzy monsters are really babooning right now!
These kizzy monsters are really babooning right now!
by Kizzy Monster February 21, 2022
Get the kizzy monstermug.