Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.
by Moist Pasta August 17, 2019
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How you doing today?
I'm pretty moist today thank you.
Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.
Aww dude that's so moist.
I'm pretty moist today thank you.
Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.
Aww dude that's so moist.
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by lukefrequency May 15, 2018
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you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one
you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one
by tidepod 420 May 24, 2018
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Get the moist meet mug.A moist boy is a young male that enjoy TwitchTV for the sole purpose of jerking it to a female streamer that is preferably, of their liking. The female, usually attractive, has the personality of a tin can and can barely play video game but enjoys wearing a low crop-top in efforts to raise money for their career. Moist boys usually defend their streamer girl by calling them names, such commonly known as; Queen, Princess, our girl, babe etc... Most moistboys donate money to their ''queens'' in hope to achieve a sort of recognition and fantasize that, donating money, will give them a date with said queen but they enjoy jerking it instead of hitting the gym, or attempting to settle for a girl of their league.
Moist boys get defensive when people call out bad streamer girls due to things like ''boob4views'' or any sort of backlash such as; animal cruelty (e.g. throwing a cat on stream), faking cancer, fucking twitchTV virgin mods & doxxing.
Moist boys support their streamer girls by buying useless things such as gamer girl bath water and send death threats to innocent girls when they make fake pornhub accounts in retaliation for trolling boys into thinking that doing pornography will make them more money than they already are.
Moist boys get defensive when people call out bad streamer girls due to things like ''boob4views'' or any sort of backlash such as; animal cruelty (e.g. throwing a cat on stream), faking cancer, fucking twitchTV virgin mods & doxxing.
Moist boys support their streamer girls by buying useless things such as gamer girl bath water and send death threats to innocent girls when they make fake pornhub accounts in retaliation for trolling boys into thinking that doing pornography will make them more money than they already are.
Moist Boys A) Did you watch A's stream last night?
Moist boy B) Yeah I totally donated 25$ and she said Thanks Moist boy B! ''Hehehe'' Then she threw a cat across the stream while I was cumming.
Moist Boy A) How dare people call my princess an animal abuser! I'll kill those losers myself!
Moist Boy B) YEAH my queen is great! I can't believe people think she used her Ex-Husband for a GreenCard.
Moist Boy A) Yeah, by the way do you want to try out this bathwater I bought?
Moist boy B) Yeah I totally donated 25$ and she said Thanks Moist boy B! ''Hehehe'' Then she threw a cat across the stream while I was cumming.
Moist Boy A) How dare people call my princess an animal abuser! I'll kill those losers myself!
Moist Boy B) YEAH my queen is great! I can't believe people think she used her Ex-Husband for a GreenCard.
Moist Boy A) Yeah, by the way do you want to try out this bathwater I bought?
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