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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Moist yute

Moist yute moist youte/ moist guy
: describes a cringe-inducing individual. One to potentially be naive or just clearly unaware of an underlying plumb-like essence to themselves as a person or in a specific context.

Upbringing can play a role in the word being used harshly to diminish one’s reputation as simply a yute youth - not adult. In that context, the word is used more time to hurt one’s rep innit?

Can be used in a number of other instances however:
“Bro don’t bring jimmy round the bando no more”
“…why?””-cos. my mans a moist yute! ”
Or
“Omggg baddie ting just gave me the look might have to approach.. but first, let me back out the Armani monogram branded MAN side pouch/messenger travel sack™️. Btw bro can i borrow your snakeskin BB Simon swarovski crystal encrusted belt? ”
“NO! … this moist yute. And stop over describing the garments bruv ”
Bros a moist yute, saw his yard, lowkey a nurturing environment
by gorillafriedchicken March 24, 2023
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moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.
Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.
by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018
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mad moist

Friend 1: YO U SAW DAT. Friend 2:YEAH DAT WAS MAD MOIST
by moistmadd November 26, 2009
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moist the bed

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?
by marconorman97 May 16, 2016
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moist

When someone is trying to beg it upto when they can clearly see they are not liked.
No one likes Diogo, he's so moist
by Mithara De Alwis April 2, 2023
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