Des Moines

A fair place to live, with mostly good people/friends and gangstas. Also the breeding grounds for many famous metal bands, such as Slipknot, Stone Sour, and The Murderolls.

I dont live in Des Moines anymore, but I used to.

by ryan45543 July 1, 2006

moist vagina

when its pink and wet, an awesome nirvana song too. When you just want to taste her, and you want to bang her allllll night, fuck her dry.

She has a moist vagina... I've been circling the circumference, I've been sucking on the walls of her anus... I prefer her to the finest marijuana...

by it's Kurty, bitches! September 11, 2009

Moist

A very obese, lazy bitch sitting in a 110 degree room, who hasn't showered in 5 years, and is entirely naked.

Neil: I live with a moist bitch.
The choir: *gasps*

by Humanish October 1, 2020

Moip

Naturally occuring vaginal lubrication or discharge.

There was fucking moip everywhere!or she was moiping like a slobbering dog

by rich edwards November 15, 2003

moist glue

Moist glue is sperm that gets all over your leg during a sexual act.

Sometimes I lick the moist glue.

by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG May 19, 2017

anti-moist

A man who rejects social pressure to take on moist characteristics.

"I don't wear jeans because Im anti-moist"

by Yiulias July 19, 2017

Moisted

Wetting of the underwear due to someone scaring someone

Ha Ha did you see that? That kid just got moisted!

by F**kamackerel103 July 1, 2010