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Military Pussy

Some old stank ass pussy that’s as worn out as a gym sock. Commonly found among female military personnel looking to rank up.
Ace: Bro, being in the marines is so fucking awesome, I can’t wait to hit on some Navy chicks!
Ted: Woah there private, that’s military pussy, are you trying to catch AIDS AND a false rape accusation?
Ace: Guess I’ll just stick to strippers...
by ImSoNEW April 29, 2020
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militarian

someone online who is obsessed with military/war topics such as special forces from different countries, weapons used in war, military-related vehicles, etc. They don’t realize the horrors and pain of war itself, they just see it as a cool and edgy trend. They go further than just support the military, they glorify something gross and unwanted.
Person 1: “check out this cool edit of the UK Special Forces, they’re so badass!!”
Person 2: “shut the fuck up you militarian”
by sevilize April 4, 2022
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Scurvy Militia

The crappiest band on the planet. they played in assembly one day and I nearly died.
What? I can't hear the words, they're all fuzzy and staticky. And that noise...ahhhhhh....
by My EARS. November 1, 2004
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Midlothian

A place that sucks if you're not well-off.
Craig: "OMG Midlothian is nothing but poor hispanics blacks and asians... to make it worse, rednecks have come in!"

Mike: "Dude, that's because YOU'RE poor, make some money and move to my area."
by BassMZero February 20, 2011
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military

a. to love to be around men
civilians actually control the military in the united states. so why doesn't the civilians end war by fighting?
by Phil January 27, 2005
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militia

silentRED: nextmap
The next map will be cs_militia
silentRED: oh wtf
silentRED: gg that map is gay
by Maron3 January 9, 2005
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MiliTard

A MiliTard is usually a cuckservative or Boomercrat who worships the ground that veterans walk on. Their adoration for our troops extends to the segments of the military that basically do the bitch jobs that you’d find at 7/11, which winds up enabling the lowest common denominators of veterans to milk their time doing push-ups for federal minimum wage as much as possible.

A MiliTard will do everything in their power to justify the shitty things that dumb men do after their time in service runs out, often bestowing privileges on them and chalking up their failures to PTSD.
J: “wow, Bob the Veteran raped six kids overseas, got discharged, wound up raping several women at a frat party of a college he barely got admitted into as a 28 year old alcoholic.”
MiliTard: “well, you can’t judge him for that. Have you ever even served before?”
J: “uhh, no, why?”
MiliTard: “then you simply don’t know what you’re talking about. War does something to a man’s mind and you just wouldn’t get it. I suggest you know your place here, because I’m not going to standby and watch our heroes get degraded.”
J: “uhh, one of those girls Bob raped was your daughter though.”
MiliTard: “well, I’ve already spoken to her about not reporting veterans in the future. If we can enjoy our freedoms, my daughter can at least enjoy a little surprise dick.”
by DefMau5 May 8, 2020
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