mexican micrometer

Synonym for adjustable wrench.

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."

by K M August 4, 2004

Mexican helmet

a flaccid penis laid on top of the head of another person. Particularly Mexican if part of it droops on the forehead.

I didn't like the way she cooked tonight's ravioli, so after she went to sleep I gave her a Mexican helmet

by cmonshelley May 1, 2010

Mexican Wetsuit

Swimming at the beach or pool fully clothed. Often jeans and a shirt or shorts and a sweatshirt. Common on public beaches in Southern California, more often among females.

I forgot my swimsuit, but the water was so nice, I decided to use a mexican wetsuit.

by bigpoppabear November 14, 2007

mexican shower

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself with toilet water, using a urinal mint as soap.

Don't go in the washroom, there is some guy having a mexican shower.

by Reemo December 10, 2008

mexican hotpocket

Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.

Larry is such a douche, we should give him a Mexican Hotpocket!

by Lazarus2 August 6, 2010

mexican hottub

When three or more people are in a hot tub and start farting.The water will sperate the methane gas and make farts smell worse when the bubbles pop at the surface.

Paco and his buddies started a mexican hottub,at the bbq yesterday.

by JimTdog December 15, 2007

Mexican standoff

a situation that nobody can triumph in, especially one where all people involved have guns

The Mexican standoff has become a cliche in movies.

by Light Joker October 11, 2006