When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
by Shhhplease12345678910 December 30, 2015

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

by The BitchDegarde November 20, 2020

by HALA'MELODY January 29, 2019

Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."
by FlamexTheCat July 9, 2018

A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.
by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020
