BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES

by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024

Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.

"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"

by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024

Power mad misery merchant

Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed

look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

Set 1 merchant

Someone who’s in set one in everything and are usually a massive fucking GIMP

“Shut up mate you set 1 merchant”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Public order merchant

A person who uses the public order act as a threat to report you even to the police even though you've done nothing wrong.

For example a passerby thinks you swore so they threaten to call the police on you the passerby would be a public order merchant.

by BOB G 69 April 4, 2025

Regular season merchant

A player who sucks ass in the playoffs

“Austin Reaves is a regular season merchant”

by RawJokester April 27, 2025

The Skull Merchant Treatment

The catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly-so viciously-that not even the memory of it’s former shape survives

“Y’all see what they did to concord”
“Yeah that game straight got The Skull Merchant Treatment”

by Calcium Stool June 7, 2025