Marriage

'An expression of commitment of love from both to each other'. And it is expressed in different ways like putting a ring on the other's finger or circling 7 times around a fire pit with the other.

Marriage is a bond based on the commitment of each other.

by A.B. Shrek February 4, 2022

Can This Marriage Be Saved?

in which each half of a couple in a troubled marriage explains the problem, and a marriage counselor explains the solutions offered in counseling and the outcome

A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023

Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)

I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

Marriage

I mean, the whole thing is incestuous at it's core. I mean, even the story of Adam and Eve sounds like a father coming home to find that his kids are fucking eachother. The whole thing is gross. Weird incest breeding cult of solipsistic, narcissistic psychopath worshipping zealots. Even the status hierarchy revolves around seeing who can be the most solipsistic narcissist.... It's me. I'm the guy. The most of all things. AND! And... I created A.I.

Hym "Marriage (as a practice) is a ritual... Where you take some random chick... And make YOUR parents... HER parents... And vice-versa... And THEN (and ONLY then) is it ok to fuck... Like, sex before the ritual is bad... But sex is fine as soon as she's technically (and legally) your sister... THEN it's ok to fuck... It's incest! The whole thing is literally an incest ritual."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

Mutual marriage

When two friends have so much in common they could be a newlywed couple

Wow, those two have a mutual marriage

by Addie- _* April 6, 2019

niece-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's nibling's wife.

My niece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

marriage

The adoption of a man that is too old to be adopted. To avoid confusion, the parents is called wife, while the adopted man will be referred to as husband.

May occasionally result in sex.

My marriage is great, I did not wear mismatched socks in years!

by sharkdinner July 1, 2022