Missouri Mop Bucket

When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.

When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.

by akaRakxm October 2, 2023

Mop

Mop means nothing. You can use it in replacement for
"Skibidi" and all generation alpha words.

Bro you MOPPED that 😭

by unfunnyhahahahaha July 3, 2024

local mop bucket

Where all the kewl kids hang at the KKK (Kewl Kids Klub)

Daddy Dave, the cunt: Are you coming out tonight?
Sexy Steve: Yeah, I'll meet you at the local mop bucket sweetheart Dave McGurdeyson ;)
Daddy Dave, the cunt: Ohayeeeeee see ya there baby
Both: White power, the cunt.

by DaddyDarecareKennedy, the cunt January 13, 2018

Mopping

Slang for the practice of self gratification but using both hands at the same time in an overhand fashion.

I caught Steve mopping in his room last night.

by anonymous July 13, 2023

Mopping

Hasse is mopping to excellence and king of mopping

Mopping and cleaning to perfection

by Deck crew November 21, 2024

Mop

To have a shit ton of hair in a relatively small space

Greg: Yo bro in my science class there’s this girl with an ugly ass mop on her head
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one

by Marker000 August 9, 2024

mop

a thot; he or she that is a hoe

"you seen shawty on instagram wit bra?"
"yea her mop ass"

by davigocrzy April 19, 2018