Moist

moist is the simple classification of an oyster that had no chocolate to eat so she started searching for some and unfortunately ate lasagna. it also means moister than an oyster which means my little pony.

damn that shorty moister than an oyster

by Ivanna.B.Spanked December 7, 2021

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

moist pages

a yellow book with very moist pages and piss

"those are some nice moist pages you got there"

by moistpages March 16, 2022

moist

cool, amazing

dude that’s moist

by mother apologies April 24, 2022

Moist fish

The act of sucking a dick dry to the point is goes scally and wet

Oh I have my bofriend a moist fish

by Big black salami September 19, 2018

Moist

The most beautiful word of them all

Sandra: Oh no, my shoes are moistened with spider jizz
Alex: Ha Ha. moist

by Pickle Chungus January 13, 2021

Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.

Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!

by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025