Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl

My dad is a military dad

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Milovan

He is milovan.

Milovan

by anonymous November 20, 2021

military madness

san antonio craziest car/truck meet host . nun munch to say here unless ill be snitching 😂

Her. did you go to that crazy ass meet last nite
Him. you must be talking about military madness.!!

by 210unknown August 23, 2021

Milktating

When the nipples of a human are leaking milk.

Milktating for your child is necessary to get the required nutrients from your hooman milk.

by AsherLasher August 25, 2021

Milorad

A retard who isnt good at anything but says hes friends are the best in it. Milorad is just a dumbass.

Milorad: mein freund hat Religion studiert.

Jeder:😐

by nix1f November 22, 2021

Milorad

Retard thats it

Milorad is a retard

by nix1f November 22, 2021

milowa

This is a very beautiful and intelligent person with a very interesting personality, a person that will stick with you in your darkest moments. She easily gets heartbroken but tends to ignore the things that bring her down so she picks herself up and move on with life. She will always be there for you no matter the circumstances. This is one person you can count on.

There’s no one better than Milowa

by I’m too sexy November 22, 2021