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fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy
F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long
by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021
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Stick a fork in me. I'm done

When you've been doing something for too long and you don't want to do it anymore.
I had a 10 hour shift at work today. 8 hours in I was like "Stick a fork in me. I'm done".
by KnightofNerdom December 8, 2019
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I'm here for a good time, not a long time

Basically means that you should eat that pizza. Don't waste your time trying to squeeze into society's expectations, just live your life. You never when you're going to die so make the best of it.
Them: Are you sure you wanna go skydiving?
Me: I'm here for a good time, not a long time, YEET!
by justanothersecondarycharacter November 17, 2018
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i'm holding it for a friend

I am most certainly not holding it for a friend.
Johnny what is this newly purchased carton of Marlboro's doing in your sock drawer?

It's not mine...I'm holding it for a friend!
by Simone! June 18, 2011
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I'm gonna gut you like a fish

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.
"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."
by Donald Blasko, PhD May 4, 2003
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M.A.G.I.C.

The MAGIC in my geography class is so fine I haven't skipped class yet.
by chris & kellie September 5, 2005
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But I'm not wearing a clown suit

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.
We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.
by conkspotter November 28, 2011
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