Russian Lunch

Sex on the patio in the middle of the afternoon.

I left work at noon and had a Russian lunch with my girlfriend.

by RussianGuyz April 20, 2010

luncheon meat

a big, sloppy pussy

Steve said he pulled down her pants and it looked like luncheon meat.

by Bubs 12 January 18, 2009

ludicrosity personified

lu·di·crous·i·ty per·son·i·fied (loo-di-kruhs-i-tee pər-sŏn'ə-fī'd)
--adjective
1. The height of ludicrosity--an extreme case of absurdity and humor--experienced on a human level.
2. An event of unbelievable ridiculousness.

Example of ludicrosity personified- I was speaking with a kid on the street who said he has healing hands because his friend regained consciousness when he held her hand. Of course, it could have been the glucose tab that helped the diabetic.

by Michael DeFant December 18, 2008

Lunch Break Special

Taking your lunch break at the local park and getting a vigorous hand job from a homeless vagrant while noshing on your PB & J with the crust trimmed.

I’m so full and satisfied from lunch today. Cool. What did you have? The lunch break special down at 5 Points Park.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

punch lunch

to take a large crap. This does not necessarily have to be after lunch.

"Dude, I gotta punch lunch. Can we stop at McDonalds?"

by Intercoursian December 30, 2008

light lunch

A light lunch.
just a quick potnoodle and a wank

man ive only got like 20 minutes left of lunch, just enough time for a light lunch (potnoodle&wank)

by Face Ache @ faceache.com August 22, 2011

Lucha lunch

The act of, or idea that if you eat mexican food while dressed as a luchador (masked wrestler) at or around midday. it will be declared a "lucha lunch"

guy one: "oh man that sandwhich i had was great!"
guy two: "dude, i bet my lucha lunch would make that sandwhich seem about as cool as eating a dog"!

by B.H from SPHS October 17, 2011