Low Sperm Count

Gods way of saying he doesnt want you to reproduce.

Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around

by Matieo August 9, 2009

Low-bat

When your cellphone's batterry charge is about to be depleted

Sorry bro' I cant call yoiu back. I'm low-bat.

by marino_1978 July 1, 2009

Low-brow

The opposite of High-Brow. Not of high quality , sub-standard ,crap. See also craptacular.

Mr 1: "Went out with Sarah last night"
Mr 2: "Dude she's low-brow"

by Uncle Buck February 24, 2005

Low-Watt Gurgler

One who was hated by god, and smiten with spinal bifida or another disabling disease. Must now live life pushing themselves along blowing through a straw. Low-wattage refers to the memory and intelligence lost when their parent/parents tried to drown them as a baby to relive themselves of the pain of a cursed child. Gurgler comes from the sound of their throat spasming uncontrolably because they were abused as a child because they were such an easy mark.

My daughter came ou, and she wasn't just a little handicapped, she was a Low-Watt Gurgler in a high back chair.

by dvda gangsta' May 6, 2007

Low key

Thors brother....

Low key tried to kill his brother Thor.

by Tormentual November 2, 2017

low rim dunker

A fat kid who wishes he could dunk on a real goal, so has to resort to dunking on little, short hoops

Todd: Yo did u see that low rim dunker?
Jeff: Haha yeah his fat ass wishes he could do thoes dunks on a 10 foot regulation goal
Todd: What n00bz

by densiaai1 December 27, 2008

low five an orange man

Like a high five but with your foot. Between you and a man with orange hair.

Why would I want to high five a pretty girl when I can low five an orange man with matching slippers in the comfort of my own home?

by Chris974 July 21, 2011