Muddy Lizard 

When a males cock is Covered in feces after having anal sex

The definition of "muddy lizard"

Muddy Lizard by Analfun2 July 8, 2012

lounge lizard 

See Jiggalo

The slippery tongue lounge lizard waited in the cocktail lounge for an old lady to sweet talk, and clean out. Sometimes that calls for being a portable douche.

lounge lizard by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Magic Lizard

You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.

-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!

-I want you to be my magic lizard!

Magic Lizard by Statutory Ape May 26, 2008

Lot Lizard 

A disgusting woman who chain smokes, and does crack or meth. That sells her disease infested body to truckers at truck stops and other areas of congregation for truck drivers.

A high woman, or lot lizard at a truck stop offering services for cash.

Lot Lizard by Jsmith1020 November 14, 2012

Turners Lizard Zombie 

An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.

Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Turners Lizard Zombie by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009

squeeze the lizard 

Used to describe a males need to take a leak or eurinate

Hold on a moment ladies, I need to squeeze the Lizard

squeeze the lizard by Steve Baird February 19, 2007

leaping lizard 

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others

Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!

leaping lizard by slickbillie August 16, 2009