lawn mower

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.

That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.

by brophet October 16, 2018

Lawn Moaner

Someone that moans loud enough during sex that they can be heard outside the house.

You were a Lawn Moaner last night. The neighbors probably heard you.

by BluesFan207442 July 28, 2022

Mow the lawn

Sleep with a milf. Often times a result of mowing the lawn in front of her.

Did you see Mrs. Johnson the other day? She was looking so fine!

See her? I mow the lawn with her

by Jnasty60 November 29, 2019

lawn pig

A baby Border Collie mix whose fluffiness and round body make them look like a small fat pig when they root around on the grass.

Hey your Lawn Pig is getting too close to the road.

by Wocky July 25, 2017

lawn cougar

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.

There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.

by liss09 October 20, 2009

Lawn Diving

To be so wasted that you run out the back door and just dive and slide on your chest on the grass.

John and I got drunk and then did some lawn diving because we were bored.

by Chavo January 15, 2008

Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman

I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you

by We love human shit September 5, 2023