Barking at the lawn

Vomiting.

As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.

by AussieDr88 November 2, 2010

Lawn Diving

To be so wasted that you run out the back door and just dive and slide on your chest on the grass.

John and I got drunk and then did some lawn diving because we were bored.

by Chavo January 15, 2008

Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman

I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you

by We love human shit September 5, 2023

Lawn Moaner

Someone that moans loud enough during sex that they can be heard outside the house.

You were a Lawn Moaner last night. The neighbors probably heard you.

by BluesFan207442 July 28, 2022

Mow the lawn

Sleep with a milf. Often times a result of mowing the lawn in front of her.

Did you see Mrs. Johnson the other day? She was looking so fine!

See her? I mow the lawn with her

by Jnasty60 November 29, 2019

American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021

Arse Lawn

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.

There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021