Txting Lane

the lane on a street/highway (usually the one farthest to the right), where drivers go 20 MPH slower than the people around them, and txt while driving their car

That *&%$%*# was driving 10 MPH in the txting lane - can't they wait until they get home, to text their bff?

by Samboni63 June 12, 2010

Get your Lance on

The process of getting intoxicated.

I got my motha fuckin Lance on last night and banged some fat chick named Mike.

Drink some of this shit and get your Lance on

by Fatboy555 January 29, 2009

Lance

A long shit that will often clog the toilet.

Me: Man, I just laid a Lance in the toilet.

Brother: NO!! It'll clog for weeks!!

by PacManBlam January 7, 2013

lancer evolution

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 7
Engine: 2000 DOHC 16-valve Intercooler Turbo
Engine type: 280HP 4G63 Turbo
Bore x Stroke: 85.0 x 88.0
Displacement: 1997cc
Power: 206kW/6500
Torque: 383Nm/3500
Full-time 4WD
Transmission 5-speed manual
Steering: Rack & Pinion
Suspension: Front MacPherson Strut, Rear Muli-link
Brakes: front 17" BREMBO ventilated disc, Rear: 16" BREMBO ventilated disc
Length: 4455mm
Width: 1770mm
Height: 1400kg

i love the evo's, i own an evo 7, mine isnt stock, 304HP HKS Racing Intake, HKS SSQ BOV, HKS Racing Exhaust, C-West Body Kit, 18"x 8" Enkei NT03 rims, 235/40/18 Yokohamma ADVAN AVS Sport Tires.

0-60: 4.2 sec
1/4 mi: 12.3 sec

Evo's from the Evo V and up are easily 10 second cars with little upgrades.

by Dave March 12, 2004

lance

a medieval weapon used by knights in mounted combat. About half the length of a telephone pole, held at one end tucked under the arm.

The knights charged one another with their lances.

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

Landen

The guy that cheers you up and fun to hang out with also the funniest guy you will ever meet

Landen is very cute

by Landen December 29, 2016

Left Lane Dick

Anybody with a Pennsylvania license plate. They're always the ones going 55mph in the left lane, with the right lanes completely damn clear.

"I nearly rear ended this asshole who was going 55mph in the left lane!"

"Gotta hate them left lane dicks..."

by Sir E. Braum February 18, 2009