Definitions by Samboni63
Swiss Shart
Dude, where did you get that vertical brown line on your jeans? Bro, I ate too much chili, and Swiss Sharted myself!
Swiss Shart by Samboni63 May 7, 2011
Txting Lane
the lane on a street/highway (usually the one farthest to the right), where drivers go 20 MPH slower than the people around them, and txt while driving their car
That *&%$%*# was driving 10 MPH in the txting lane - can't they wait until they get home, to text their bff?
Txting Lane by Samboni63 June 12, 2010
Pre-pee
When you hit the public restroom, prior to a long engagement (such as a concert, ballgame, or plane ride), to avoid painful need to urinate, many hours into the event