Lacey

The biggest BITCH I have ever meat.
Needs to wash her mouth with soap, because of all the shit coming out of her mouth,her mouth is the dirtiest place in the world.
Can't keep a secret for her life.
Talks shit behind your back.
Is gonna get the shit beaten out of her by someone who won't talk her shit anymore.

Lacey: Did you hear that someone called you a big fat loser?
Girl: No, how said it?
Lacey: I did you need to lose some weight you hippo!

by The computer never lies May 18, 2016

lace curtain

It's when you take a slice of swiss cheese, drape it over a woman's vagina, and then eat her out.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah, she was so hot I'd give her a lace curtain on the first date. AND I'd let her eat the cheese."

Guy 1: "That is so beautiful, man."

by Renegadecat October 12, 2009

Lahee

A Korean girl (most likely) who is hella weird and is annoying. She likes cute asian boys with poofy hair and a funny personality. Her favorite place is the amusement park. She will ride all the thrill rides if she can.

Lahee: your hair is so fluffy like a puppy!!

by mangalanga August 20, 2021

lacerte

The sexiest mfer to walk the planet. Lacerte is found in girls dreams and it usually gets a lil wet

I wanna have sex with Lacerte!

by jlac123 January 31, 2023

lace me up

The act of lacing someone up.

"Brandon Ehl Hughes and Alek Black are going to lace me up said, Adrian up. REAL TALK!"

by Kotak123 September 26, 2012

Lacey

A crazy, rude, nasty person on the inside and out. She isn't anyone you would ever want to be friends with because she will betray you and ditch you over a guy that will probably end up breaking her heart anyway. Her friendship isn't worth your time. She is a slut, but guys don't even like her. She will be one of the most unattractive girls you will ever meet.

Lacey is absolutely crazy

by Roxy-Ray(:: August 2, 2011

laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.

Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.

by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011