lace curtain

It's when you take a slice of swiss cheese, drape it over a woman's vagina, and then eat her out.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah, she was so hot I'd give her a lace curtain on the first date. AND I'd let her eat the cheese."

Guy 1: "That is so beautiful, man."

by Renegadecat October 12, 2009