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London Tipton

A character from "The Suite Life" series, and one of the most irritating and aggravating characters ever to grace the Disney Channel BEFORE Miley Cyrus followed suit. Reasons? 1.) Brenda Song performs like she believes that she's a comedy Godsend, but in reality, she overacts to great lengths; 2.) She reminds many of the self-absorbed bitch who would make average boy or girl feel worthless, and 3.) She has her own blog on Disney Channel's website, enforcing the sad truth that Disney has become something for up-and-coming ho's.
I would love to shove a sawed-off shotgun up London Tipton's ass so I wouldn't hear that tacky "Yay me!" line again. Honey, sitcoms don't use punchlines any more. Look at "30 Rock", which stars one of the strongest comediennes of all time: Tina Fey.
by mez1985 April 5, 2009
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Lamondo Holl

Some computer geek who lives on an island in the caribbean sea, or something, with a crappy computer that runs on linux. Rick>j00!1!
OMG!11!!Lamondo Holl h4x0rt mah C0mp!11!! WTF!1!1!
by Kureji January 13, 2004
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london irish

English people with Irish heritage, basically exactly the same situation as Irish-American but sub out the American for English. English-Irish are sometimes looked upon as not real Irish because their families had to emmigrate.
London Irish or English-Irish are sometmes considered "not Irish" by the Irish born, just as Irish-Americans are looked upon as not "Irish"....except for Shane MacGowan of course, he's Irish even if he's really English.
by gingernyc September 6, 2007
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London

The capital of the UK.
Unlike what *Jersy kid* says, London is not the capital of England, as England has no official capital.
A city which too truly understand, you must both love and hate.
"There's a whole in the world like a great black pit
and the vermin of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pin can spit
and it goes by the name of London.
At the top of the hole sit the previlaged few
Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo
turning beauty to filth and greed..."
by emopufferfish December 8, 2010
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Londonderry

It is town in Northern Ireland. Many people like to address Londonderry as Derry, which is bizarre and delusional because they cannot get over the fact that LONDONderry is part of the United Kingdom (forever and ever), NOT Republic of Ireland. The British Monarchy will reign over Londonderry for the next 1,000 years and more. Long live Queen Elizabeth II. So hands off, Irish and Nationalists! Go and get a life of your own and stay off British soil!
A: May I know the way to Derry, Ireland?
B: You fool! There is no such thing as Derry in Ireland, only Londonderry in Northern Ireland, United Kingdom.
A: I'm so sorry. I am just a ignorant imbecile who should have know better than to make a fool of myself than to use that embarrassing and foolish term.
B: I forgive you, and most importantly, the Queen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland forgives you too.
by Londonderry July 19, 2012
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London Flog

The urban practice wherein a man strolls the streets, fully clothed and in a belted trench coat, and slowly but covertly, though a side pocket, masturbates himself in the presence of fellow pedestrians and pasers-by. The benefit of the act is sometimes claimed to be expediency, but more likely is the ability to "get away with it," especially when ejacualation is achieved but not revealed.

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"Why do you say Geoff's a wanker?" -- "I mean, literally, man. I ran into him on Halsted and he had just done a complete London Flog."

"How could you tell?" -- "Well, partly by the refreshed happy-ending look on his face, but mostly by the stain he had made on his trench coat below the buckle."

"Ewww . . . well, at least he kept it in his pants."
by al-in-chgo March 20, 2011
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london bridge

When two girls have sex with one guy. The guy lays on his back, one girl sits on his face, the other sits on his dick...then they high five....it's a reverse Eiffel Tower.
Paolo got London Bridged last night by Brandy and her mom!
by Lambokaos August 6, 2016
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