Llama

Verb: The act of hocking a loogie that is combination of of semen and phlegm anywhere on to your partners body. Must be accompanied by a nasty hocking noise to be most appropriate. It is closely related to snowballing.

"My date was going great - I got a blowjob - I came - I thought it was swallowed - but then the son-of-a-bitch llama'ed me!"

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by Justsomeguywhogotllamad April 28, 2013

Llama

To pee, whilst standing upon an elevated surface.

I just Llama'd all over my desk, fuck!

by Llamacalypse July 14, 2010

Llama Daddy

A guy who demonstrates exceptional abilities in the art of giving a girl oral sex (see Llamas).

This title is only earned after receiving numerous compliments on their Llama-giving abilities.

"Mmm...baby you gave me the best Llama ever before you left. You're my Llama Daddy!"

"Girl, put yo' pants back on! I ain't yo' Llama Daddy!"

"Sorry, I'm already someone else's Llama Daddy. :/"

by Cotton Hoe's Llama Daddy February 4, 2010

cheesy llamas in paradise

a statement used when walking in on a friend in the act of cheating on his girlfriend

guy walks in on friend cheating on his girlfriend
guy says cheesy llamas in paradise and walks out

by kirby123 October 20, 2009

serial llama

A person who has a tendency to spit a lot.

-Dude, don't be such a serial llama.
-I can't help it. It's my plate's fault.

-Geez, did you see that play? The actor who played Mercutio was a total serial llama

by lolzaloli September 19, 2010

Fierce Spitting Llama

When your fucking a girls mouth, and right b4 you cum you pull out and let it spit all over her face.

i got Lily with the old Fierce Spitting Llama last night

by Ryan Monty Naylor May 1, 2006

The premature fortnite llama

This is where someone takes an underdeveloped baby and smashes it apart and like the llamas from fortnite, edible goodies come out of the baby that you can sell or eat.

Joe: I hear that using the premature fortnite llama can make a great meal!

Fred: wtf

by Bruhsoundeffect#4 November 27, 2019