Jersey Turnpike

A dance move. Face down, ass up.

Did you see Deena from the Jersey Shore doing the Jersey Turnpike!

by dancedancedance66 April 19, 2011

jersey party

A social gathering of homoerotic, hypersexed young adult males all clad in hideous, bright-colored basketball jerseys that occurs most frequently in a malodorous dorm room or filthy apartment. Most often, low-quality rap music is played and female partygoers are invited to drink a mysterious red-colored punch made with equal parts fruit juice, alcohol and GHB.

Girl #1: Are you going to Sam's party this Saturday?

Girl #2: I think I'd rather drink anti-freeze than go to another jersey party.

by ihatejerseyparties January 27, 2008

Jersey Turnpike

A drink where the contents of a bar mat is dumped into a shot glass. Best right before last call

Tony was so drunk last night he actually downed a Turnpike. I puked watching it.

by Uncle Danny May 2, 2005

jersey whore

A female who gets an athlete's jersey to wear to a game, after she performs no strings attached sexual acts with him.

Alesia is a jersey whore because she slept with the disgusting looking full back just to wear his jersey!!!

by ihaabbos December 18, 2007

new jersey

A state thought to be the perilous armpit of the nation, until a young man attended The Military College of Vermont(Norwich) and discovered a large quantity of whores and unhuman looking people.
This cadet claims to have never heard "Jersey" pronounced "Joisy" either.

There is no condescending name for New Jersey such as "vermonsters" in VT or "commiefornia" for CA.

by C/PVT Smith, T January 17, 2004

South Jersey

The part NOT influenced by those from New Yawk City. Prior to Atlantic City becoming a gambling hellhole (versus just a abandoned vacation city hellhole) South Jersey was pretty much an entire different land from Northern New Jersey. In fact there was a movement to sucede from Northern New Jersey in the late 1960's but it didn't work. Also reference Piney or Pinies.

The capital of South Jersey could be Vineland.

by econobiker May 13, 2005

jersey girl

jersey girls are like no other, I was born and raised in jersey and I am proud to say that I'm a jersey girl. We're loud, crazy, we curse a lot (fuck is extensively used in the jersey girl vocabulary), we know how to party and can out drink any non jersey girl, we can be the sweetest people you'll ever meet but if you cross us or our friends we will get bitchy. No we're not all skanks or trash, there are some trashy girls in jersey but skanks are anywhere you go. True jersey girls are beautiful, classy, intelligent, and don't take shit from anyone. Guys love us and other girls want to be like us, that's why everybody loves a jersey girl.

"diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to a jersey girl."

"everyone's jealous of those jersey girls"

by jerseygirl609 January 13, 2008