by StarCaptain April 4, 2009
Get the jaw jiggity mug.Two words: future hubby. Jaweds are both emotionally intelligent and super sexy. Dynamic. The life of the party and a perfect coffee date. A loving, committed guy with a twist: sophisticated style and unwavering confidence. He will talk to you on the phone like it’s his job and will make your heart race. You could swim in the eyes of a Jawed for hours, and you probably will. So buckle up, there might be babies in your future.
Hurry, go get yourself a Jawed.
by JazzyJ48 December 7, 2017
Get the Jawed mug.1.) I have to go to the dentist,but I can't ,because I've got shit jaw after licking jack's B-hole.
2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.
2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.
by chubbzilla April 24, 2016
Get the shit jaw mug.Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.
Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!
Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
by BerryrVA December 26, 2024
Get the Rusty Jaw Harp mug.A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.
My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.
by Hello? Is that you April 13, 2012
Get the Jaw-cake mug.When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.
The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.
by expectations exceeded November 27, 2017
Get the Jaws of Life mug.1. appreciating something so much that you can't quit making it, watching it, doing it, and so forth
2. extremely intrigued and excited about (something)
3. enjoying something so much that it takes up a ton of your time and attention.
4. When someone is hooked to the jaws of a fish.
2. extremely intrigued and excited about (something)
3. enjoying something so much that it takes up a ton of your time and attention.
4. When someone is hooked to the jaws of a fish.
I am so jawed in on this TV show
My aunt is so jawed in by movies, she can watch them all day.
My family and I enjoy fishing, we can be jawed in on it for hours.
She spent a lot of years jawed in on baking and cooking.
His leg was jawed in by the shark.
My aunt is so jawed in by movies, she can watch them all day.
My family and I enjoy fishing, we can be jawed in on it for hours.
She spent a lot of years jawed in on baking and cooking.
His leg was jawed in by the shark.
by Nerd Writer December 9, 2020
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