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Jared

The most bestest boy to ever exist. He’s handsome and funny and will always be loyal to the one he loves.
Jared is so cute
I wish I had a Jared
by Sussybaka0 July 24, 2022
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Nawala’s finest drug dealer
Is it a bird, is it a plane...No....it’s Jared’
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
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Jared is the sexiest hottest boy alive I want him to stick it in me and cream like he never has before with his fat sticky cock called the chunky slab of meat he produces gallons of cum daddy “moans cutely 😽”
Jared my fat dicked daddy cream on me.
by Harrison Ryalls April 9, 2023
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little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents
Bro he just said the same thing for 3 minutes. He is such a Jared.
by doctor smarty pants July 12, 2022
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He is the soulmate to Jasmin and only Jasmin and if you’re not Jasmin then he’s gonna spray you with pepper spray and report you for harassment because he only loves Jasmin and if he cheats on Jasmin he lost such an important person and that’s his loss. He’s so fine and Jasmin and God love him so much.
Wow, Jared and Jasmin are such a good couple oh my gatitos!
by ChickFilaALover November 21, 2023
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Jared is they type of person to make you feel like the happiest person ever. He’ll do anything to make you smile no matter what. He is the most amazing guy to live in this whole universe. He never lets you down, or anything. He is the most perfect guy living but he doesn’t know that. Jared is a very handsome guy but he doesn’t think that. So make sure to make him happy at all times because he deserves it all, he deserves the whole entire universe.
kaley- who is that?
ilee- that’s my one and only :) Jared
kaley- wow you must be very lucky to have him!
ilee- yes you are right, i am very lucky.
by Unknown228:) February 3, 2021
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Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.
Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?
by Yagggahab May 20, 2023
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