Jacketed

Insane. Crazy. As in a straight-jacket.

Tom: "Hey. What's up Rob? Hows it going with that thing you told me about?"
Rob: "That chick has me so vexed. I'm losing my mind. And, I'm fit to be jacketed."

by RFGAnon April 20, 2017

Jacketing

Past tense: jacketed

Future tense: jacketing
Present tense: jacketing

Simple definition: To share ones jacket between two people.

Complex definition: If a jacket is not present, then it is the act of two friends intensely wrapping one of their arms around each-others shoulders, for the purpose of warmth. The initial action of slapping your hand on their shoulder may seem violent, but the two must remember it is all out of love and friendship. You can often relate the acts to one of your closest and weirdest of friends.

Example: “Lets go jacketing to the book store!!”

Example 2: “Don't you just love jacketing? Makes me feel so much better on a bad day”

by Young Jewish girl June 6, 2022

Jacket Cum

When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.

After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.

by The Sloth Milk March 28, 2015

tweed jacket

to be worn by old British men

man the old Brit needs a tweed jacket

by elbowpatch February 22, 2017

man jacket

A rancid layer of fat and body hair, providing warmth to men in cold climates. Also a bitch of a curse for any man wearing one above 55°F.

Chris Farley's Man Jacket mad him sweat like a steamed pig on SNL.

by Hard Rooster July 3, 2014

Slobber jacket

Verb- when someone uses saliva to lubricate the penis during a blow job.

Babe, it's getting a bit dry... you need to slobber jacket.

by Chachi Comachi March 4, 2024

brando jacket

A jacket similar to the one worn by marlin brando In the wild one, also worn by travolta in grease and mel Gibson in mad max

Rockabilly hipsters love there brando jackets

by bob boberton July 30, 2015