anal investigator

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine

Faith in humanity lost.

The 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine marks the period in history when where faith in humanity was, yet again, lost.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 2, 2022

inniskillin

Cold chillin with your closest group of friends. Derived from the "original" crew who started this phrase, in Innisfil, Ontario

"We're Inniskillin tonight."

by SandyS April 24, 2006

home invasion

The act of masturbating with your off hand after you have been sitting on it. therefore restricting blood-flow to the hand making it numb aka("the stranger"). All while wearing a leather glove.

Jim made the mistake of of trying a home invasion without lube. ouch.

by yoursosillyjim October 19, 2010

Ingis

an insane case of Diarrhea

man i have a bad case of ingis

by mystical mellanie May 4, 2007

If you insist

I quick way to end an argument

Old man: get is my lawn
Lady: If you insist

by Dtmwagt__ October 26, 2016

invisible touch

The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.

My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.

by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009