2 incher

a name for one of your buddys that has a 2 inch dick. and loves to rest it on a beer pong table. the dick is only 2 inches long.

"Dude look Grant has his 2 incher resting on the beer pong table. WTF dude!!!!

by hugedick22 November 9, 2010

seven inches

average length of white American penis

seven inches is the length of two American business card widths

To have the warm orifice become wet with anticipation seven inches of length had better be paired with at least five inches of girth.

If it's less than seven inches your only excuse is not having finished puberty

Less that seven inches your boner is barely noticeable

by Melony swooned November 29, 2012

four inch

a (typically high school) male who brags about their incredibly large appendage size, while actually only having a miniscule, or "four inch" penis.

"OMG! I was so shocked when I found out my bf was a four inch!"

by Pina_coladas&_rain April 23, 2006

ITCHY BROWN EYE

It's when the butthole itches after the first time after anal sex. It itches with vigor, yet hurts to touch it.

Anna winced in pain as she used a back scratcher for it was far worse than any poison ivy.

by second base October 21, 2003

12 incher

A guy with a name like Superdolph or Megadolph, usually at least 7 foot tall.

Megadolph wins the dick measuring contest for the 26th time and keeps the world record with his 12 incher plus sized. There are reports of a 24 incher, though none have been confirmed yet.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018

ITCHY BROWN EYE

What you see when the butt cheeks are spread apart.

>She bent over and asked me to invade her itchy brown eye.

>I looked her square in her itchy brown eye and then inserted my fist.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

3 1/2 inch floppy

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.

greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now

by prejudice white boy November 29, 2004