hypocriticalassfuckery - v.
Disambiguation
hypocriticalassfuckery was a term first used in the African tribes of Kh'elmari in 1660. It meant "to go full retard", but was later adopted by the Dutch and Belgian colonists and used to describe the sincere and honest contradiction in a statement.
Disambiguation
hypocriticalassfuckery was a term first used in the African tribes of Kh'elmari in 1660. It meant "to go full retard", but was later adopted by the Dutch and Belgian colonists and used to describe the sincere and honest contradiction in a statement.
Hypocriticalassfuckery
E.g
"Wow, did you listen to that Fox reporter last night? She sure hypocriticalassfuckeried the hell out of those news"
E.g
"Wow, did you listen to that Fox reporter last night? She sure hypocriticalassfuckeried the hell out of those news"
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Person B: "She is quite the hyporcite, I see."
Person B: "She is quite the hyporcite, I see."
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Can also be used as "Typocrisy, Typocritical," etc..etc..
Can also be used as "Typocrisy, Typocritical," etc..etc..
This republican who is anti abortion who was just caught telling his girlfriend to have an abortion is a typocrite. It is very typical of those types of hypocrites.
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J and I were goin at it and it was about to be on n poppin until she pulled that ol happy hypocrit on me...I was blown.
by Kenwaan June 3, 2007
Get the happy hypocrit mug.1. Using the guise of avoiding hypocrisy for the sake of laziness, or for any sake other than actually avoiding hypocrisy.
2. Being hypocritical about your own hypocrisy.
3. Behaving hypocritically to justify the merits of honesty.
2. Being hypocritical about your own hypocrisy.
3. Behaving hypocritically to justify the merits of honesty.
1. "I'm not dressing up for this date to avoid looking like an hypocrite and pretending I am better than I am. But really, I'm just too lazy to match a dress shirt and a tie. I guess you could call it meta-hypocritical dating."
2. "It would be hypocritical to claim I've always been a critical thinker if I wasn't, why would I lie about something like that? I don't have time for this kind of meta-hypocrisy."
3. "You know, the world would be a better place if everyone was completely honest. If everyone showed themselves for who they are people wouldn't pretend they're genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropists and instead be accepted for who they really are like me. I'm a really honest guy and look where it's gotten me; I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist!"
2. "It would be hypocritical to claim I've always been a critical thinker if I wasn't, why would I lie about something like that? I don't have time for this kind of meta-hypocrisy."
3. "You know, the world would be a better place if everyone was completely honest. If everyone showed themselves for who they are people wouldn't pretend they're genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropists and instead be accepted for who they really are like me. I'm a really honest guy and look where it's gotten me; I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist!"
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John told me disdain of Jews was intolerant and bigoted and then went back to passing out pamphlets proclaiming the death of Christianity and the rise of an era of Atheism. I called him hypocriculous and dashed his pamphlets to the floor.
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