The Hump Game 

it is a game me and my friends made, 1 person starts as the humper and has to run after the non-humpers and try and hump them, when you are humped then you also go after the still non-humper.

mate 1: hey mate 2, wanna play the hump game?
mate 2: sure mate 1, let's go and get some players.
mate 1: ok, let's go.

mate 1: hehe, I'm the humper, GET READY TO GET HUMPED!
mate 2: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH, NO HOMO!
mate 1: NO HOMO!

The Hump Game by Abbreviationist June 16, 2020

Mongo hump 

If someone makes fun of you for pushing mongo on a skateboard you hump there mom

Yo I mongo humped that posers mom

Mongo hump by Big Lamar September 19, 2020

Speed hump

Same as a one night stand...but cooler

I had a speed hump with this hot girl last night

Speed hump by Carlbean January 8, 2021

Trump Hump 

When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.

He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.

Trump Hump by Kal2731 October 7, 2021

Terrorist Hump 

The act of humping a terrorist.

“Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

*Proceeds to terrorist hump*

Terrorist Hump by THE SHMORT October 28, 2021

Muffle Hump 

When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.

“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”

Muffle Hump by poisoned poet February 23, 2022

sausage hump pump

When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.

Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!

sausage hump pump by NASS trio September 2, 2023