Camaro crash helmet

Yet another term for a Mullet!

That redneck has a Camaro Crash Helmet!!

by bulldog October 10, 2005

roman battle helmet

Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.

Last night, after watching Gladiator, Cyndi wanted to slide on my roman battle helmet.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005

mini red helmet

Is the tip of a guys fat cock referring to the head of the cock

Last night my friend said he wanted to join a baseball team so i let him borrow my mini red helmet

by El homie uyz July 12, 2017

Purple Helmet Soldier

a guys dick

Are Purple Helmet Soldier has crossed into enemy territory and is prepared to fire!

by ellc and the people in my head April 10, 2003

purple helmet warrior

A slang word for a large circumsized penis

Paul has a purple helmet warrior

by Steve December 6, 2004

Roman meat helmet

The act of placing one's balls over the eye sockets, and letting the penis fall down over the victims nose. The desired effect gives the appearance of an old roman warrior helmet.

He was really pissing me off last night so when he passed out I layed down a roman meat helmet upon him.

by Waltstar November 18, 2007

mud on your helmet

the unfortunate act of getting poo on your wiener during anal sex... elnut is quite the expert at this (assuming he can keep it up long enough).

elnut was reduced to tears when he discovered mud on his helmet

by wallnizzle November 13, 2003