A small town in the North-West of England. Formerly part of the County of Lancashire, St Helens is now unfortunately part of Merseyside, although remains a quality town. St Helens is heavily criticised by their neighbouring city of Liverpool who remain bitter and obnoxious and only love their own people. Although St Helens is small, there is plenty to do and this attracts people from all over the North-West and further for the excuisite cuisine, quality nightlife and superb shopping. St Helens happens to be the Capital of the World for Glass-Making, aswell as the home of arguably the best Rugby League team in the World, St Helens RLFC. Although many (Widnesians, Warringtons and Wiganers) are quick to make negative comments about St Helens, they must ask themselves what their towns are good for; nothing. They all want to live in St Helens; the home of class.
Scouser1: "Fucken hate St Helens me Lird!"
Scouser2: "Ahh yeah me to mateee!"
Scouser1: "Fucken WOOLS! Doin' anyt'n tonight mate?"
Scouser2: "Goin St Helens mate."
Scouser1: "Yeah me too mate."
Scouser2: "Ahh yeah me to mateee!"
Scouser1: "Fucken WOOLS! Doin' anyt'n tonight mate?"
Scouser2: "Goin St Helens mate."
Scouser1: "Yeah me too mate."
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n. A parasite. Specifically a college guy you don't know who comes to your party early with lots of his helmet friends. They bring enormous cups for beer drinking and knock out half of the keg before anyone else shows up. They are nitwits. When women arrive, they cock block you either by talking directly to the women and making them think they are your friends, thus branding you a helmet, or acting like such idiots that they ruin the party and your rep, or by kicking the keg just as the women show up. Then they leave without pitching in for the next one.
Root: suggested root is the helmets football players wear; helmets show up at a party and behave much like a football team made up of losers and dorks.
Root: suggested root is the helmets football players wear; helmets show up at a party and behave much like a football team made up of losers and dorks.
Look at this f*cking helmet puking on my carpet. His beer is warm and flat because his cup is too big. He tried to rape my girlfriend in the bathroom. He broke the coffee table trying to dance on it. Now everybody is leaving. F*cking helmet.
by Chief Bootysmackah May 31, 2004
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by Wynn Vo June 11, 2006
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by gregg bixler October 29, 2007
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I want to be "protected" so I think I'll do the "Trojan Helmet" on Billy instead of the regular "Roman Helmet".
by SDJoker January 26, 2005
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In 1992 they blasted into the mainstream with their second album "Meantime", which featured their most known song "Unsung". The band also released "Give It" and "In the Meantime" as singles, but both songs flopped in sales and didn't receive as much attention as "Unsung". Helmet's two albums "Strap It On" and "Meantime" were both so groundbreaking that it spawned many watered down imitator bands that ripped from Helmet's sound, the most prominent three being Korn, Deftones and Tool. This move infuriated and disgusted the band, giving them the desire to do something much more experimental to alienate themselves from their imitators.
In 1994, Helmet released their third album "Betty"; a much more melodic album which owed more to bluesy and jazzy heavy metal, which featured the songs "Wilma's Rainbow" and "Milquetoast", both of which became minor hits on modern rock radio. Helmet have gone on to release 3 more albums and still remain a favorite of Modern rock, Hard rock and Heavy metal fans today.
In 1992 they blasted into the mainstream with their second album "Meantime", which featured their most known song "Unsung". The band also released "Give It" and "In the Meantime" as singles, but both songs flopped in sales and didn't receive as much attention as "Unsung". Helmet's two albums "Strap It On" and "Meantime" were both so groundbreaking that it spawned many watered down imitator bands that ripped from Helmet's sound, the most prominent three being Korn, Deftones and Tool. This move infuriated and disgusted the band, giving them the desire to do something much more experimental to alienate themselves from their imitators.
In 1994, Helmet released their third album "Betty"; a much more melodic album which owed more to bluesy and jazzy heavy metal, which featured the songs "Wilma's Rainbow" and "Milquetoast", both of which became minor hits on modern rock radio. Helmet have gone on to release 3 more albums and still remain a favorite of Modern rock, Hard rock and Heavy metal fans today.
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