When you smoke weed you get high. When you read
books you get educated.
However, when you smoke weed and read
books at the same time you get high educated.
Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet
kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet
kid: Bruce
Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet
kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an
AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet
kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet
kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class
clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to
death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*
Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO