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The double heather

A kick your ass drink consisting of a whiskey filled pint glass, preferably irish; a splash of soda (substitute an energy drink here for a tasty yet unnecessary alternative); top it off with a gram of your finest cocaine, because your poor nose refuses entry after years of keith richard type partying.

The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
im crashing hard here man; the double heather usually picks me up ; then we dougie.
by Jonny highway June 9, 2011
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Heather Marriage

When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.
“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
by Tf2manager July 3, 2025
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Heather

I don’t give 2 fucks about what your name means on here.
Damn that’s crazy heather don’t give a fuck about my name ?!
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Heather

a really bad person they get something and dont give it back and they are not fair most of the time
Heather:hey can i have a toy for a week
me: sure!
*after a month*
me:where is my toy?
Heather:i dont wanna give you it!
by anonymous September 14, 2021
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Heather Hart

Incredible human being so full of grace and spirit, the world was never quite sure what to do with it.
by Arcaneacro September 21, 2019
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Heather

Short, hot tempered girl who usually has red or dark hair and is naturally curly but looks like she was dragged through a bush. She is pretty although no one really notices it. She's always acting like a tomboy and goes around with the lads. Everyone and a while she she decides to tidy herself up for the craic and looks nice but she doesn't like it. When a boy sees her looking all tidied up they immediately fall for her. She has that one boy she can't stand because he's always arguing with her but the truth is he's only trying to catch her attention from all the other guys.
Boy 1: Hey have you seen what Heather's wearing today?
Boy 2: No she always looks like shes been dragged through a Bush.
Boy 1: Man, that's too bad she looks like a beaut today. I might flirt with her for a while. Heather's my type of girl.

Boy 2: The only way you'd get Heather's attention is by arguing with her.
by Iwantabf November 8, 2020
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Heather

Used in Conan Gray's song 'Heather', she is the most popular, pretty and likeable person. Everyone wants to be her. She's perfect.
"You're such a heather"
"She's literally the heather of this school"
by theunknownshoe September 18, 2020
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