safety harbor

a town where people ride stupid scooters everywhere bc they are too cool to walk or drive a car. oh and they dont wear helmets too. just give it up and move back to new jersey.

Me: So what are you doing in safety harbor today?
Whitney: Oiling up my scoot scoot and takin it for a ride! i hope i dont get a ticket today.

by sherry and fred May 11, 2006

Pearl Harbor

While having sex with your partner, withdraw seconds before ejaculating. Run to the nearest person(roomate, sibling, parent, child), and unload on said person, resulting in an unexpected bombing.

Jarrod was so bored while trying to please his woman that he decided to perform a Pearl Harbor on her 4 year old daughter.

by Moranzo Llamas August 29, 2003

pearl harbour

While getting a blow-job, you show no inclination you're about to cum - then "suprise attack"- you cum in her mouth.

She was going harder thinking I was a long time cuming, then I shoot her a pearl harbour

by Christian Dedfoe December 10, 2008

Harford County

A small county in Maryland, USA. The population is extremely low, and consists mainly of ugly white Ravens fans. In fact, only 3 people in the county are not Ravens fans, and they are all Asian. The teenagers there go to wealthy schools while their parents commute to Baltimore along I-95, taking about 6 hours to do so. 96.7% of Harford Countians above the age of 9 smoke pot. Almost all drivers in Harford County obey the speed limit religiously.

If you've ever gone from Baltimore to New York and had to pass through a slow, depressing town, where most people live along a major highway and no structure was more than 3 stories tall, you've probably been to Harford County.

Random guy: Dude I'm in Harford County.
Other dude: Isn't it depressing?
Random guy: Yeah, is that kid smoking a joint?
Other dude: Yeah and driving really slow and farming?
Random guy: Yeah, wow, that's depressing.
Other dude: I feel like I'm in the Midwest or something.

by Dylan H. Rush, Esq. October 24, 2006

Pearl Harbor

When a female is giving a male head she quietly and unexpectedly licks her index finger and shoves it up the males rectum. ITs a horrible, unfortunate event that the male could have seen coming, had he took the whole picture into perspective.

Kevin screamed in anquish after Misty gave him a pearl harbor.

by joshgreenrules January 11, 2006

Harford

Violent human being; animal like

Only Harford. Thats something that Harford would do. Thats like Harford.

by Chuck M July 12, 2003

pearl harbor

1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.

Pearl harbor sucked.

by Adrian July 7, 2006