Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012

Tartan two hander

Scottish handjob

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.

by Gene Green February 27, 2011

Black Hander

Black Hander; A Aircraft Technician in the Australian Airforce and probably the hardest working of aircraft trade.

A Aircraft Technican is responsible for the on-going maintenance of aircraft, airframe systems, engines and engine systems. Thus having "Black Hands".

Micks a Black Hander.

Fuck thats blowing alot of smoke! Call the Black Handers

by My Pseudonym Jeff January 16, 2011

Haisel

Haisel is a great best friend with a feminine name that no one questions after meeting him. His laugh is contagious and makes you feel warm all over. He will always make sure you're happy and smiling even if he isnt. He will go out of his way to find out what's wrong. Haisel's not afraid to ask you if you're okay twice if you say you are, but he knows you aren't. He isn't afraid to express his own feelings either. His feelings usually come out in tears but you have to try to comfort him the way he comforts you. He is your strength when you feel like you couldn't be any weaker. Although he cries often you will most likely see him with a huge smile on his face. Haisel's a great best friend so don't take his love for granted if he gives it to you. If you find Haisel, keep him. Treasure him. Always remind him how much you love him because he gets sensitive about it sometimes.

"You see that beaming young man over there, he must be Haisel"

by Katie580 September 18, 2016

brown handed

When someone spills brown sugar all over the floor, in an attempt to open the bag and eat it raw. He/she tries to clean it up, but unfortunately accomplishes as much as U.S. did in Nam and quits. After sleeping it off, the criminal tries to lie about it the next day, despite how obvious it is that he/she did it.

Kal was caught brown handed.
Cal was caught brown handed.
You're jewish.
Good job asswipe.

by Bernard Taylor November 18, 2004

two handed trout fisher

a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout

"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"

by fuck_buddy5 December 2, 2009

Two Handed Bandit

A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.

Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.

by SPCtacular April 5, 2010