Hamster

That tiny pet you have because you're a lonely fuck.

"I put my hamster in a sock and beat it on a desk for 5 minutes strait last night"
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by DADDY SKWOMP May 24, 2019

Hamster

A very throwable animal. Makes a really good baseball.

I’m going to throw my hamster

by Quincequines September 9, 2020

hamster eating a cheeseburger

just a random thing that popped into my head

hamster eating a cheeseburger in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 14, 2022

Flying hamster

When your partner attempts to backflip off an elevated surface and land so that your erect penis penetrates their anus or vagina upon landing

"Jill tried to give me a flying hamster last night, I think I snapped my penis"

by FrankuWhoDefines August 31, 2016

war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.

Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

A ching Chong hamster

A Chinese person that looks like a hamster (literally)

“Woah that guy looks like a ching Chong hamster!”

by The ching Chong roach January 15, 2023

Hamster

Someone who lies, steals, and cheats. The rodent form of a tool, a douche bag, and idiot and a whore.

That girls annoys me so much, she is such a Hamster!!!

by JoeSchmidlap May 6, 2011