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Bar Room Hero

A man who fights in bars and is renowned by many people as such. Is never scared and always backs up his mates. will fight to the brink of death for his pride.
"He's a legend in the bar with every scar fights a thousand bigger men.." -Dropkick Murphys: Bar room Hero
by DropkickFan08 August 6, 2008
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guitar hero

A game that once mastered, makes up for losing all your friends.
Joe: "Damn man, I've been playing Guitar Hero for 3 months straight! I finally beat all the songs on Expert Mode"
Frank: "Who're you, again?"
Joe: "Um... Joe.. Your best friend..?"
Frank: "Oh, that's right.. you played Guitar Hero instead of hanging with me! I remember. Haven't seen you in months. Yeah, I hate you."
Joe: "It's alright, man. I now have the coolest looking guitar in the game. That totally makes up for not having any friends."
Frank: "Fuck off."
by Zakul January 2, 2008
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herbosexual

Somebody who has a (sexual) affinity with plants; a tree humper
"The herbosexual looked longingly at the mighty oak."
by Griffin May 13, 2005
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Herbs

Plants and/or weed
by Wiley aka JL January 6, 2010
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hero pussy

A term coined by standup comic Doug Stanhope, "hero pussy" describes the type of sex that men with heroic jobs get when they're out in public, especially when related to a current event. This applies mainly to "men in uniform", soldiers, firemen, police, even EMTs.
After 9/11, policemen and firemen all over the country were getting all kinds of hero pussy. Then once the war in Iraq started, all the hero pussy flocked to the soldiers.
by MDG42 November 10, 2006
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heroslut

derived from the amalgamation of the terms hero and slut, a heroslut is a hero of such colossal proportions that their heroic attitude and behavior accounts for everything they say or do.

A heroslut will certainly depend on facebook as an outlet for detailing their heroics, with constant heroslut status updates and facebrags about their heroslut happenings that will surely involve a heroslut motor vehicle (A motor vehicle is considered a heroslut motor vehicle when it becomes relied upon by the heroslut in order to nourish his or her herosluttiness).

Herosluts have absolutely no level of self-awareness regarding their heroslut nature; their psyche has devolved to the point of lacking one altogether, and their personality is a construct of emotional dependence upon what their heroslut peers think of their latest car part, what car they should buy next, what “camber” the wheels should be at for best "dori" action, where they can park their cars so that the Google maps cameras will get a picture of them, etc- every idea equally as worthless as the one before, right back to the worthless heroslut.

Most herosluts are teenybopper trash, and grow out of their tragic affliction; however as unfortunate as it may seem, some herosluts will not let go of their heroslut ways well into their early or late twenties. Although inbreeding amongst the heroslut population is quite rampant, processes of natural selection such as the road toll tend to work in favour of the common good.
Heroslut status update: ":( :( the google maps car went past my house and my car wasn't in the driveway!"

Heroslut status update: "anyone up for some dori in their fully sik epic 180sx?"

Heroslut status update: "xyz xyz xyz <insert any number of variable topics here> xyz xyz ..in my car / with my car / my car"

Heroslut status update: "fk my fully sik japcrap heroslut car was defected for xyz <insert any number of useless heroslut car modifications here>"

Heroslut status update: "perception vs reality" (a heroslut pretending to be Gandhi)
by little zohair February 21, 2010
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animal liberation slogan
also the name of an animal liberation film
not applicable for this entry - all my heroes still wear masks
by anon18191 December 16, 2006
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