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Groonting

Act of cumming so much to the point you start grunting
When I get home, I'm gonna start groonting.
by Groontsquad April 18, 2024
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Groonting

Act of cumming so hard, you grunt
I'm gonna start groonting when I get home from the movies
by Groontsquad April 18, 2024
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Groundgnat

A statement commonly espoused in baseball settings by coaches who resemble grizzly bears. The word is an amalgam of the phrase “get around that” which is commonly used as a semi-threatening phrase to a batter to stretch what would otherwise be a base hit into an extra base hit.
You better groundgnat!
by Pantherguy911 May 2, 2024
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Grinding Tusk

Spending so much time trying to get a god roll Tusk of the Boar in Destiny 2 that it feels like you're using an angle grinder on your "tusk." For example: "I was Grinding Tusk in Iron Banner this weekend my actual tusk is fully a powder on the floor. I don't know how I'm going to get it out of the carpet." Reply: "Hell yeah dude, now that's how you grind your freakin tusk off."
by Mendicant_Bias May 6, 2024
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Gourding

The act of using ones finger (or a long object) to push the tip of a flacid penis inwards towards the shaft until the head is shrouded by skin and no longer visible. Only works when the penis is flacid or in semi-chub state.
Person 1: "Dude, why does yo shi look like that?"
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."
by Jubert_Jiglsac May 19, 2024
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Groundhogging

A person or group in a discussion or a debate, repeats the same question with the sole intention of

a) rejecting or ignoring the answer

b) repeating the same question to new people they contact and ones they've already asked, knowingly intending to reject or ignore.

c) repeating a question with the intent of rejection, denial, or annoying others after the answer has been repeatedly posted before.
The have been asking for weeks "What are the charges?" and it's only groundhogging since they could find the charges on Google in a minute.
by Nixonvote1972 June 2, 2024
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Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.
I just did a Groningen, I was worried that it was going to choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed away without any problems.
by Longpooman June 16, 2024
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