grape pop

A guys huuuuuugeee dick or boner ;)

Emily: mannn, i was reaching for gum and accidentley grabbed his grape pop!?
Becs: reallly? are you sure you were reaching for his gum ...? noo wayyy !

Mady:what did it feel like!?

by bammer grape pop May 30, 2011

Grape Jelly

Term used to mean "jealous"

Like when something so totally awesome happens to someone else and it makes you feel kinda sad that you aren't a part of such magnificent festivities, then you would feel "grape jelly."

My brother went to Georgia without me and was posting pictures of him kayaking and hiking.

It made me soooo grape jelly.

by SnowWoman93 August 11, 2012

rotten grapefruit

a preppy girl with a fake orange tan, who would be pink on the inside like a grapefruit but is all gross, hence the name "rotten"

dude, lindsay is such a grapefruit. her vagina is totally gross.

by doctor person September 8, 2005

Grandma's Grape Jam

The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.

Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."

Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"

Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

grape vine

the last drop of cum that comes out of a mans cock that is thicker than the rest

One day I, Aaron, came home from taco bell and my wife, Valerie came up to me after i walked into the door and she whispered in my ear that she was so fucking horny. So i threw her on the hard wood floor, then we proceeded to undress each other then she put my trick or treat stick in her pudding basket. then i thrusted it in and out and made her baby cannon moist and slippery, while she screamed i smacked her in the face, but not to hard. Then my slime volcano began to erupt baby yogurt so i took it and spread it all on her lower back. then she licked the rest off. but she took the grape vine and rubbed it on her milk machines. The End.

by valerie nofzinger June 24, 2012

grape

an aphrodesiac

Singer 2: I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants.

by garfieldluvr137 December 20, 2008

Butt Grapes

A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.

I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.

These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.

by chain dawg October 11, 2005